Randomness Galore

Sep 02

troylerings:

do you know what I hate
I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HEADACHE OR THAT YOU ARE TIRED AND PEOPLE SAY “it’s because you spend too much time on the internet” ACTUALLY NO MAYBE ITS BC IM SO STRESSED ABOUT LIFE AND I CANT SLEEP BC EVERYTHING SUCKS AND YOU ARE TRYING TO BLAME IT ON THE INTERNET WHICH IS MY ONE WAY OF ESCAPING AND FINDING A BIT OF HAPPINESS so please kindly shut the fuck up

Sep 02
Sep 02

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

Sep 02

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Sep 02

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

Sep 02

tinytmas:

when someone ships my OTP with the same burning passion that i do

image

Sep 02
fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Sep 02
strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

Sep 02

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

Sep 02

awolbucky:

whatever you do don’t imagine steve at peggy’s funeral